There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
but there is an ‘ood’
Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you style that hair lil’ dude!
and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.
if I make you ship something:
1. I am sincerely sorry
2. 1 is a lie
3. it was my plan all along
4. message me stuff about it so we can chat uwu
when someone writes something for you
when someone draws something for you
when someone takes time out of their own life to do something to make you happy
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.
"It’s hands-down the most important project I’ve ever been a part of"
Ian Somerhalder - Years Of Living Dangerously